C’est si bon…
20 live turkeys
“Climacteric is from the Greek word for ladder.” — I beg to differ; it is from the Greek phrase for this is bullshit. http://ping.fm/hi7bX
One benefit if H. Jon Benjamin show? Short ladies’ room line. #dudeslikehim
Nothing says “new home celebration” quite like a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. Trust me, I’m a vegetarian.
“Mom! It’s a bug! A really BIG bug!” gets you moving pretty quickly at 2:15 am, too.
Nothing wakes a parent from a dead sleep faster than “I think I’m going to throw up…”. Magic words, those.
Dudes wearing sunglasses indoors: you’re not Corey fuckin’ Hart. #youlookdouchey #dontwearyoursunglassesatnight
In the not-so-distant future: “Mom, I want to go to Smoke & Mirrors U. ‘cause it has the coolest logo!” #iweepforthefuture
Hacky sack on the quad—what is this, 1992?
Legs = drippy, drippy
Retiring to Santa Cruz seems an excellent idea
Found *the* dive bar in Monterey: Segovia. Love at first pour.
My favorite place in the world
Helga Viking Lens, DC Film, No Flash, Taken with Hipstamatic
